You Might Be GreenFlag Idiot IF:Are you a Greenflag Idiot or Green Flag Idiot which ever way you want to write it, let’s find out?
Let's See If You Are You A GREENFLAG IDIOT.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF:
you memorize the racing schedule for NASCAR, Motocross or Lawnmower Racing for the whole year but still forget which day your wife’s birthday is on, then you might be a Greenflag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: you have never forgotten to bring you tickets to the race but forgot one you your
children at home, then you might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: your idea of a “sitting on the front porch’ is sitting on the roof of your RV or old Bus then
Then you might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: the signal that the tailgate party is over is when the sounds of the race cars drowns out all form of verbal communication. Then you might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: The fact that you use a bucket of ice at the end of a rope to bring your beer up to the
top of your camper so you don’t have to climb down and miss any of the race. Them You might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: your children are all named after your favorite Race Driver. Then You are definitely a GreenFlag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: it is true that you have the number 3 of Dale Earnhardt tattooed on your body.
Then You might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: the only kind of wine that you will allow in the house is the Jeff Gordon Collection of
“fine wines” . Then You might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: you blasted out of bed in your RV after a 3 day tailgate party by the sound of low flying aircraft over the race track signaling the start of the race,
Then You might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: you had your whole family sign your petition to have “Opening Day” of racing declared a National Holiday. Then You might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: you have your alarm on your watch and your cell phone set for one half hour before the start of the race so you can be back in seat and not miss the drop of the Green Flag. Then You might be a Green Flag Idiot.
You might be a GreenFlag Idiot IF: you have old race day tickets, beat up hats or other racing memorabilia in your own special glass case Then You might be a GreenFlag Idiot.
One final indication, if you show up race day with the number of your favorite driver cut into the sides of your flat top hair cut you defiantly qualify to wear the grand
and glorious title of GreenFlag Idiot.
Remember that these are just a few ways that you could qualify as a GreenFlag Idiot we just don’t have the room to list them all here, but as time goes on we will have more.
We at CustomsandConcepts.com would also like to here what our
visitors think they have done over the years that would qualify them as Green Flag Idiot.
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